Author: impertinence|author

But Have You Got The Touch?

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Awesome Ladies Podfic Anthology V

fandom: 
naruto, bishōjo senshi sērāmūn | pretty guardian sailor moon, shōjo kakumei utena | revolutionary girl utena, kyūketsu yūgi | vampire game, welcome to night vale, check please!, dc universe, avengers (comic), captain america (comic), ms. marvel, young avengers, final fantasy vii, mass effect, hobbit, lord of the rings, silmarillion, all works: tamora pierce, discworld, bluebeard, sleeping beauty, harry potter, liaden universe, rivers of london, vorkosigan saga, greek mythology, roman mythology, fanworks, frozen, lilo & stitch, addams family, chicago, empire records, fast and the furious (movies), marvel cinematic universe, guardians of the galaxy (movies), iron man (movies), mummy series (1999 - 2008), penelope, snowpiercer, social network, star trek (alternate original series movies), sucker punch, x-men (movies), mindless self indulgence, my chemical romance, nicki minaj, taylor swift, female hockey players, american actor rpf, avatar: legend of korra, avatar: the last airbender, avengers: earth's mightiest heroes, addams family (1964), angel the series, arrow, brooklyn nine-nine, buffy the vampire slayer, carmilla (web series), criminal minds, doctor who, elementary, fargo, firefly, fringe, game of thrones, glee, good wife, gotham, hawaii five-0, leverage, agent carter (tv), agents of s.h.i.e.l.d (tv), merlin, middleman, musketeers, nothing much to do, sherlock, sleepy hollow (tv), smallville, star trek: deep space nine, starsky & hutch, supernatural, teen wolf, les misérables, hamlet
relationship: 
aelliana caylon/daav yos'phelium, aerith gainsborough/tifa lockhart, alicia florrick/kalinda sharma, america chavez/kate bishop, amy nevins/parker, anne of austria/constance bonacieux, astrid farnsworth/astrid farsnworth, bobbi morse/jemma simmons, betty ross/bruce banner, cersei lannister/jaime lannister, combeferre/éponine thénardier, bernie rosenthal/connie ferrari, darla/saffron, darres/ishtar, delia of eldorne/josiane rittevon, eowyn/faramir, evy carnahan o'connell/rick o'connell, faceless old woman/old woman josie, female shepard/garrus vakarian, female shepard/tali'zorah nar rayya, floyd lawton/harleen quinzel, galadriel/nimrodel, genevieve lacasse/shannon szabados, goldberry/tom bombadil, gomez addams/morticia addams, arthur pendragon/guinevere 'gwen', freya/guinevere 'gwen', guinevere 'gwen'/gwaine, guinevere 'gwen'/lancelot, guinevere 'gwen'/merlin, guinevere 'gwen'/mithian, guinevere 'gwen'/morgana le fay, harry potter/severus snape, hyuuga hinata/hyuuga neji, irene adler/kate, irene adler/molly hooper, jadzia dax/kira nerys, james 'bucky' barnes/natasha romanoff, jamie moriarty/joan watson, jane foster/jemma simmons, jane foster/thor, janine hawkins/mary morstan, jennifer lawrence/taylor swift, johnny martin/penelope wilhern, karlie kloss/taylor swift, konan/tsunade, jamia nestor iero/lindsey 'lyn-z' ballato way, loki/sif, ginny weasley/luna lovegood, maladict/polly perks, martha jones/romana, melinda may/sara lance, mary morstan/molly hooper, general nhuan/mystique, nicki minaj/taylor swift, angie martinelli/peggy carter, peggy carter/steve rogers, jj jareau/penelope garcia, natasha romanoff/pepper potts, pepper potts/tony stark, cersei lannister/robert barethon, amy santiago/rosa diaz, female shepard/samara, ivy pepper/selina kyle, john watson/sherlock holmes, remus lupin/sirius black, jennifer walters/steve rogers, natasha romanoff/steve rogers, suki/ty lee, kaiou michiru/tenoh haruka, mama morton/velma kelly, erica reyes/vernon boyd, ryder lynn/wade 'unique' adams, haruno sakura/yamanaka ino
 
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mp3: here [751.2 MB, 12:28:28]
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m4b (high bit-rate): here [987.9 MB, 12:28:28]

comment to podficcers here
read or comment on text versions: Budget Request Denied, Eldest, The Second Time Around, I Have Heard of Your Paintings Well Enough, Attack Rock, Allegiances, Upon the River, Shut Up and Drive, A (Quite Exceptional) Day in the Life of Amy Santiago, Future Captain, Girls Don't Count, all your heart-melodies, Razor-Blade Smile, Comparative Climatology, Lifer, sweet and steady hearts, Sick Day, Momentary Thing, Decision, that's the spirit, I Wanna Yule Ball with Somebody, Cotton, First Step, Passing Time, Saving Ms. Blake, Six Degrees, True Believers, seven cities ago., Mother Bear, Chosen, Howl, The Bechdel Test, when i was giggling and dizzy, flirting like a 12 year old girl, The Injurious Internet Meme Incursion , A Beautiful Blue, Real, we can be heroes, The One-Way Door, soft-serve ice-cream, The Mechanic, The Tree and the Math Teacher, Choices Made, Everybody's Looking for Something, Blood Sacrifice, Peggy & The Reds, Dead Radio, Losing Count, Ectoparasitism, in her own defence, In Bloom, the feelings themselves, Weaponized Baked Goods, On the Metatextual Flirtation Styles of Alien Women, Mirror, One Less Lock to Pick, The Shiver of Sacredness , Prelude, If You See Something -- Say Nothing, if you catch me eating eyeballs, Building On That Momentum, (Not) Afraid, i lost you in the stars (and i found you in the street), The Tunnel, pulling your disguise up, in the kitchen, Hear My Cry, Not Long Hidden, Safe Bet, A Lion Among Ladies, Sirens, Droushnakovi’s Errand, the Other Law we live by, Gentle Fist, All Mixed Up, High Wire, but i know i'm never gonna get you back again, Guess Who's Coming To Dinner, The Long Game, the woman at the bar in the long blue dress, In a World Kept Small, Secret Feminine Cabal, Could Not Travel Both (The Gotham Remix), Important Shopping Decisions, The Almost Last of the Time Lords Benevolent Society, ‘A‘ole Maopopo, The Never-ending Road - Chapter 31, Girl Time, Goldberry's Song, Three Sports in One Day, I like my girls like my women, 'Til You Make It, Hell Hath No Fury like the Ladies of the Avengers Scorned (So Don't Mess With Them), danger in the overlooked, to listen and be heard, Queen of Waters, Meta on Myrtle, Do What You Want, Always, Daughters of Laketown, I will fill your eyes with flowers, Infinity: Waves, there Death will not find me, to the corner of your life, don't let me bleed, Wanna Hold Your Hand, In Which Diplomacy Is Very Important, Weak, Into the Swamp, This is Not an After-Action Review, Blue And Blooming, The Same Sort of Hero, Learned Arts, The Daughters of Stone, Get a little starstruck and a little insane, names like blood on your lips, Forks, Singapore Sling, what to leave for poison, Out of Thin Air, Bracelet, Home, Orthopedic bodyswap, The Ghost of a Detective, Virtue Under Fire, TMH, Where You Are, Lady of The Two Lands, A Placement This Painful, Ghost in the Machine, Sky bound, Transmigration, save the last dance, Stealing Pandora, For a Thousand Summers, Practice, a carefully laid-out plan, Louve, Angel's Rules For Flying.
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Awesome Ladies Podfic Anthology IV

 
abluestocking|author, absedarian|author, adaptationdecay|author, akamine_chan|author, alba17|author, alreadystardust|author, ambyr|author, arbryna|author, arsenicjade|author, attila|author, black-eyedgirl|author, boosette|author, brigantine1|author, carawj|author, cofax|author, coffeebuddha|author, cosmic_llin|author, czigany|author, dapatty|author, dollsome|author, egelantier|author, elliemurasaki|author, epiphanyx7|author, exmanhater|author, finesharp|author, gloriamundi|author, growlery|author, halfeatenmoon|author, havocthecat|author, heart_nouveau|author, icarus_chained|author, idhren|author, impertinence|author, innie darling|author, iridescentglow|author, jedusaur|author, jesterlady|author, kitsune heart|author, lacewood|author, lassarina|author, lc2l|author, lizbee|author, lolafeist|author, lost_spook|author, lovepeaceohana|author, mad poetess|author, mardia|author, medie|author, mercuriewords|author, minkhollow|author, mizzy|author, moonblossom|author, musesfool|author, neferit|author, neveralarch|author, nonisland|author, opalmatrix|author, pendrecarc|author, postcardmystery|author, queenklu|author, raven_aorla|author, renquise|author, reyka_sivao|author, rokeon|author, copperbadge|author, sg1samfan|author, siddals|author, sineala|author, siria/siriaeve|author, sister_wolf|author, sophinisba|author, sparrowinsky|author, starbolin|author, such_heights|author, surexit|author, sweetjamielee|author, synecdoche|author, thesoliloquy|author, the_wordbutler|author, thingswithwings|author, thistlerose|author, thrace|author, tigriswolf|author, tilia_cordata|author, tree_and_leaf|author, unoriginal_liz|author, verity|author, via_ostiense|author, wanderlustlover|author, zeen|author
 

mp3: here [576.4 MB, 10:38:56]
m4b: here [216.0 MB, 10:07:25]

comment to podficcers here
read or comment on text versions: A Child of Our Time; A flash of wild creatures; A Flock of Angels; A Heart at My Command; A Murmur. A Rumble.; A Strange and Lovely Sound; a sunrise which was to put out all the stars; Affinities of Organic Beings; Afternoon Tea; Aftertaste; All in a (sexy) day's work; all my old haunts (are now haunting me); all your heart-melodies; Amends; And Footfalls and Soldiers and Dolls; Animaux prédateurs; At Tilde; Authority Figure; Breadcrumbs; But Never Too Much; Creepy Muffin Basket; Daughter of the Ocean; Different People; Distractions; Dragon Lady; Dress for Success; Each One for Her Own; Each World of Blood is Made; Electric; Enthusiastic Consent; Falling Leaves of Red and Gold; First Blood; Five More Minutes; Five Ways River Tam Left Serenity; Friday; Heat Strategies; Herself; High Priestess; I Will Be Right Here; If You Fall(I Fall Harder); Imbricate; Jasmine's Nemesis; Just a Little Breaking In for Breakfast; Know and Be Known; Ladies Night; Lamp post; Learn the Ropes; Learned Art; Like Blue Stones; Living a Bangles Song; Monochrome; Mother-Tongue; never meant to say goodbye; New Discoveries in Plastic; Nine Voices, and The Search for a Tenth; No More (Or, the Very Touching Story of How Pepper Potts Absolutely Didn't Break Tony Stark's Heart); Nocturne Andante; not a smiling god; On the Importance of Sorting Laundry; One-sided; Our Wounds and Our Healing; Papayas; Partners In Crime (And Jam); perks of the job; Pink; Power Struggle; Reactionary, Chapter 3: Like Mother, Like Daughter; Remaining; Restoration Projects; Second Fiddle; Second Thought (no text available); she sees dead people (but you gotta make an appointment); she's got the moon in her eyes; shine it all around; Singed; So We Meet At Last; spacing of the spheres; stars from my eyes; still frames in your mind; Stories; Storm; summer haze; tail ridin' and i know it's true; Textbook Example; The Memories She Carries; The Stag Queen; The Way It Is Now; The Withering of the Boughs; There are Many Names in History; There Can Be Only One (Except There Are Two); There's Another Dance; this crown of thorns; This Fantastic Life; this is the part of me (that you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no); This is the sea; this little hand (in yours); Three Heads of Cerberus; three kisses; touch the ground and climb to the sky; Turning Circles; Two Weeks Notice; Victrix; we're anything but unremarkable; What is built endures; where you go, I go; wishing on a star; You Miss the Point; Your Skin Like a Canvas
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