Series: 100 things eames is no longer allowed to do while working for cobb
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You Can't Impregnate People By Pointing At Them. Okay You Can. Never Do That To Arthur Again. Ever.
Posted by anonymous on Saturday, 18 May 2013fandom:
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Not Allowed to Call Arthur Wart or The Once and Future King aka: Hot Buttered Fluff
Posted by una on Sunday, 10 February 2013fandom:
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Small portable dragons are not convincing weapons.
Posted by una on Sunday, 10 February 2013fandom:
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When Arthur says he doesn't want to know where on his person Eames was hiding that pistol, he means it
Posted by una on Friday, 9 November 2012fandom:
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Casting 'Legillimens' On A Mark Is Not A Valid Extraction Technique
Posted by dodie on Friday, 1 June 2012fandom:
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Do Not Arrange Sleeping Colleagues In Compromising Positions & Do Not Cover Sleeping Colleagues In Chocolate Syrup
Posted by dodie on Monday, 28 May 2012fandom:
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Not Allowed To Sing 'Arthur In The Afternoon", On Pain Of Death
Posted by dodie on Monday, 28 May 2012fandom:
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Eames's Projections Should Stop Doing That To Each Other. Especially In Front Of The Real Arthur.
Posted by dodie on Monday, 28 May 2012fandom:
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You May Never Mention The Word Ponyboy. Ever. #88 We Are Not Talking Of That Incident Again. I Mean This. #89 If I Catch You Playing With The Children's My Little Ponies Again, I Will Kill You Immediately. #90
Posted by dodie on Monday, 23 April 2012fandom:
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Not Allowed To Pay Gambling Debts With IOU Notes Signed D. Cobb
Posted by dodie on Tuesday, 17 April 2012fandom:
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Arthur Is Not An Alien, I Don't Care What Kind Of Proof You Think You Have
Posted by dodie on Friday, 13 April 2012fandom:
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Stop Waking Arthur Up By Staring At Him
Posted by dodie on Friday, 13 April 2012fandom:
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Eames' Projections Should Not Be Hundreds Of Arthurs
Posted by dodie on Friday, 13 April 2012fandom:
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Not Allowed To Quote The 'Dweam Wivvin A Dream Line From 'The Princess Bride'
Posted by dodie on Friday, 13 April 2012fandom:
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