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You Can't Impregnate People By Pointing At Them. Okay You Can. Never Do That To Arthur Again. Ever.

 

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Not Allowed to Call Arthur Wart or The Once and Future King aka: Hot Buttered Fluff

 

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When Arthur says he doesn't want to know where on his person Eames was hiding that pistol, he means it

 

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Do Not Arrange Sleeping Colleagues In Compromising Positions & Do Not Cover Sleeping Colleagues In Chocolate Syrup

 

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Eames's Projections Should Stop Doing That To Each Other. Especially In Front Of The Real Arthur.

 

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You May Never Mention The Word Ponyboy. Ever. #88 We Are Not Talking Of That Incident Again. I Mean This. #89 If I Catch You Playing With The Children's My Little Ponies Again, I Will Kill You Immediately. #90

 

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